note: This poem was written just days after Carina had her beautiful wisdom teeth extracted. It's sole purpose was to cheer her up, and show her our love and heartfelt sympathy.
Get well soon…
Written especially for Carina, by Kaari and Kaylee
You look like a chipmunk
The blood clots smell like a skunk
Se get well soon,
You grotesque buffoon!
We hope you get better,
Hence, you’re getting this letter
A quick recovery would be nice,
Before you get lice
Your slurping (and drooling) fills our ears,
One look at you and our eyes fill with tears!
It’s so great to have you home for a while,
We quickly missed your warm, sweet smile
Even though your lips are humongus,
We’re quickly distracted by your thick toe fungus
Good thing you were fast asleep,
Otherwise, you’d have been a big weeping heap.
We’re happy because
Your face no longer feels like fuzz
The numbness went away
Stupid molly said it would stay
Poop on her!
You’re sick
Like slick rick.
Now you can lick
Because, you’re not numb
You can now suck your thumb,
And not bite it up
The gauze and teabag
Make you look like a hag
But don’t worry
It’s almost over.
And soon, you’ll be back to eating curry!
“cause it’s soft”
Have you ever seen human teeth sooooo large?
I spy with my little eye…
Something HUGE AND NASTY!
Just kidding, it’s not that bad,
You should make a necklace, start a fad!
…in a million years, when the earth is ruled by garden shears.
To conclude our short little note,
Your tongue is as big as the titanic boat.
So cover your face, with a spendy fur coat,
And jump off a bridge, go drown in a moat.
THE END
Is just around the river bend!!!
p.s. for us, have no hate
we love you, you’re great.
Hope you have a short time to wait
And thank goodness today, you saw no pearly gate
Or Sat[in]
p.p.s. your new nickname can be booch
10 years ago